So last week I grabbed Prof. R.'s arm and asked him if I did good on my exams. He looked at me with his butt-face and said, "Half-assed". Then the other day he gave us the results. Fucking 81%.
HOW COME 81% BE HALF-ARSED NOW? RAAGE RAAAAAGE
You can definitely suck my dick, Mr. :
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Couple of days ago he'd mocked me for turning 20 next month and never really having a boyfriend for over 6 months so far. Today Ness asked me about it and I told her how my three attempts in getting on a real relationship failed.
Then Lou was like "R U SRS?" Because, apparently, her relationships never lasted more than a week.
Oh life
Why are you so unfair?
CHK
Daily Rubbish
Hysterical
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"Every morning I'd take a cup of coffee milk and bread with butter. I figured out I wasted too much time preparing it, so I decided to put everything on the blender. Had I added vinegar, I'd have a recipe for vomit!"
~Prof. R, in class
You mocked me first. You asked for it.
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Sign me.
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I'm cute and cuddly, my eyes shine and my life sucks - can I star in my own show now?
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Sign me.
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I'm cute and cuddly, my eyes shine and my life sucks - can I star in my own show now?
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